The cup is more than half full

“I feel like I ask you this every day Milo, but what are you doing now???”

“I am looking for the best cat mom ever, she appears to be at the bottom of this cup, the fingers on the cup directed me.”

PJ shaking head, “I give up, there is no saving you.”

Love is complicated 

“Milo….Milo, earth to Milo….MILO!!!!!”

“Aaaahhh, what are you doing here PJ!!!???”

“What do you mean what am I doing here Milo? I live here you dingbat.”

“Oh, I thought they got rid of you and replaced you with a pillow PJ. I must say I was a bit disappointed when I heard they had gone and did that.”

“Yes, you look quite disappointed I might add.”

Dreadful Dentist

“You know how the dentist asks if you have been flossing every day and you just sit there and nod your head but secretly he knows you are full of it?”

“Yeah, it is usually the bleeding gums that give it away Milo.”

“Well, doesn’t the dentist know that the human hides floss from us after the incident where it came out the wrong end?”

“Milo, humans do not understand anything …”

“Well, I have found that the humans shirt strings work much better than floss anyway.”

Black Friday

“What in the world are you doing Milo, you are going to hurt yourself… ”

“Well, PJ, if you must know, there is a great Black Friday sale at Pet Smart on Cat Nip, I am trying to purrfect my crowd leap. It is easy to get trampled when you are the little guy.”

“I wish I would have never asked, good luck with that Milo.”

Thanksgiving vibes

“Please give me some turkey and I will cause you no harm…”

“Well, it seems as though the human has chosen to ignore us…time to channel my inner Pennywise..”

“Pennywise?? PJ, Isn’t he a scary clown who eats people???”

“Exactly Milo, watch and learn. Here finger finger finger…” 

“A little sniff, a little lick, time to go in for the kill….”

CHOMP!!!!!!!

Two headed cat??

“Hey Milo, where are you ?”

“Fhhcsn under hfvherfde”

“What Milo, you sound very muffled…”

“Fhgddj Move fhhbyouuurrr butt!”

“Oh Sorry Milo, guess I did not see you there. But hey, remember the show CatDog, It is like that but CatCat…oh my gosh, we could make millions!”

“Please just stop PJ, and just move so I can breathe again. It really sucks being the litle guy, getting sat on and stuff. “

Blinded by the Light

“Milo, I do not think this is what Manfred Mann’s Earth Band meant when they wrote Blinded by the Light.” I believe this is how individuals go blind. Nevertheless, I am glad you have found the light on this wonderful Friday morning. I, however, still choose to sulk in the shadows. I prefer my vision not blurried.”

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