Dreadful Dentist

“You know how the dentist asks if you have been flossing every day and you just sit there and nod your head but secretly he knows you are full of it?”

“Yeah, it is usually the bleeding gums that give it away Milo.”

“Well, doesn’t the dentist know that the human hides floss from us after the incident where it came out the wrong end?”

“Milo, humans do not understand anything …”

“Well, I have found that the humans shirt strings work much better than floss anyway.”

Black Friday

“What in the world are you doing Milo, you are going to hurt yourself… ”

“Well, PJ, if you must know, there is a great Black Friday sale at Pet Smart on Cat Nip, I am trying to purrfect my crowd leap. It is easy to get trampled when you are the little guy.”

“I wish I would have never asked, good luck with that Milo.”

Thanksgiving vibes

“Please give me some turkey and I will cause you no harm…”

“Well, it seems as though the human has chosen to ignore us…time to channel my inner Pennywise..”

“Pennywise?? PJ, Isn’t he a scary clown who eats people???”

“Exactly Milo, watch and learn. Here finger finger finger…” 

“A little sniff, a little lick, time to go in for the kill….”



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